By Damien Scott | Feb 13, 2012 | 1:40 pm |
There are plenty of ways to ensure you and your signifigant have an enjoyable Valentine's Day. However, one surefire way to not have a good February 14th is for your girl to find out you've been creeping. These days, most dudes get found out by leaving digital footprints for their spouse to find; most of which are on their phone. Don't be that guy. We don't condone cheating, but if you are, check out these 10 apps that will help cover your tracks.
DateMate
There are plenty of ways to ensure you and your signifigant have an enjoyable Valentine's Day. However, one surefire way to not have a good February 14th is for your girl to find out you've been creeping. These days, most dudes get found out by leaving digital footprints for their spouse to find; most of which are on their phone. Don't be that guy. We don't condone cheating, but if you are, check out these 10 apps that will help cover your tracks.
DateMate
Click Here To Buy It Now at Apple App Store, $3
What it does: Records important details about your various partners (like birthdays, interests, and, you know, names), keeps track of your rendezvous with each, and allows you to create detailed graphs that rank your progress and performance.
Private SMS & Call
What it does: Records important details about your various partners (like birthdays, interests, and, you know, names), keeps track of your rendezvous with each, and allows you to create detailed graphs that rank your progress and performance.
Private SMS & Call
Download it Now from the Android Market, Free
What It Does: If you're #TeamAndroid, there are a number of apps that can help you clean up your track, including this one from Superdroid.net. Private SMS & Call does just what its name implies: gives you the ability to hide certain call logs and text messages to a private, password-protected place. It also gives you the option to block calls and text messages from those pesky sidepieces that can't catch a hint.
What It Does: This BlackBerry app lets you take it back to the days when dudes put new girl's numbers into a little black book that was safe from all prying eyes. With this app, you can securely store away any and all contact info that may disrupt your happy home, by storing it in this password-protected app. Even better, you can assign a custom name to the contact for when they call or text your phone. And if your girl does go snooping through your phone, she won't find an icon—you need to tap in a special code to access BlackBook.
What it does : Rather than having to face an incredibly awkward phone call—whether you're giving an excuse to the wife or breaking up with your mistress—SlyDial lets you connect directly to someone's voicemail..
What it does: Ever since a certain golf icon's wife went through his phone last fall, dudes have become extra careful with their text messages. The aptly named TigerText app alleviates some of the fear, by automatically erasing texts you don't want your lady friend to find.
What it does : If your side chick is a little trigger-happy with her camera and constantly floods your inbox with incriminating body shots, the Photo Safe will help keep them from falling into the wrong hands by encrypting and password protecting any photos you wish to keep private.
What it does: Allows you to block calls and hidemessages from specific people. You can also have it send SMS responses to certain people when they try to call you. All-in-all it only lets the people you want to speak to get through. Get your creep on in peace.
What it does: Spy Pix makes it easy to send private (i.e. indecent) messages or pictures discreetly, by hiding them inside a decoy image that has to be decoded upon receipt in order to be viewed.
What it does: Ashley Madison is match.com for married folk. Meaning, if you're girlfriend is actually your wife and you want to step out, you can open the app and peruse the database to see other women who've tied the knot but are looking for some extramarital fun. If your significant other peeps this on your phone, good luck.
What It Does: Tired of having to delete all the photos that get sent to you by the side piece (pieces)? Download this Stocks app. This password-protected app will store the pictures you don't want anyone to see while disguising itself as a regular stocks app. If an unsuspecting snooper opens it, it'll even operate like one, too.
What It Does: If you're #TeamAndroid, there are a number of apps that can help you clean up your track, including this one from Superdroid.net. Private SMS & Call does just what its name implies: gives you the ability to hide certain call logs and text messages to a private, password-protected place. It also gives you the option to block calls and text messages from those pesky sidepieces that can't catch a hint.
BlackBook
Download it now from the BlackBerry App World, $4What It Does: This BlackBerry app lets you take it back to the days when dudes put new girl's numbers into a little black book that was safe from all prying eyes. With this app, you can securely store away any and all contact info that may disrupt your happy home, by storing it in this password-protected app. Even better, you can assign a custom name to the contact for when they call or text your phone. And if your girl does go snooping through your phone, she won't find an icon—you need to tap in a special code to access BlackBook.
Slydial
Click Here To Buy It Now at Apple App Store, $2.95/monthWhat it does : Rather than having to face an incredibly awkward phone call—whether you're giving an excuse to the wife or breaking up with your mistress—SlyDial lets you connect directly to someone's voicemail..
TigerText
Click Here To Buy It Now at Apple App Store, $3/monthWhat it does: Ever since a certain golf icon's wife went through his phone last fall, dudes have become extra careful with their text messages. The aptly named TigerText app alleviates some of the fear, by automatically erasing texts you don't want your lady friend to find.
Photo Safe by My Eyes Only
Click Here To Buy It Now at Apple App Store, $3What it does : If your side chick is a little trigger-happy with her camera and constantly floods your inbox with incriminating body shots, the Photo Safe will help keep them from falling into the wrong hands by encrypting and password protecting any photos you wish to keep private.
iBlacklist
Click Here To Buy It Now at Apple App Store, $2What it does: Allows you to block calls and hidemessages from specific people. You can also have it send SMS responses to certain people when they try to call you. All-in-all it only lets the people you want to speak to get through. Get your creep on in peace.
Spy Pix
Click Here To Buy It Now at iTunes, $1What it does: Spy Pix makes it easy to send private (i.e. indecent) messages or pictures discreetly, by hiding them inside a decoy image that has to be decoded upon receipt in order to be viewed.
Ashley Madison
Click Here To Buy It Now at Apple App Store, Free.What it does: Ashley Madison is match.com for married folk. Meaning, if you're girlfriend is actually your wife and you want to step out, you can open the app and peruse the database to see other women who've tied the knot but are looking for some extramarital fun. If your significant other peeps this on your phone, good luck.
Hide Pictures in Stocks App
Click here to But it Now at Android Market, $5What It Does: Tired of having to delete all the photos that get sent to you by the side piece (pieces)? Download this Stocks app. This password-protected app will store the pictures you don't want anyone to see while disguising itself as a regular stocks app. If an unsuspecting snooper opens it, it'll even operate like one, too.
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